dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize
