apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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