just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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