You can't special order awesome
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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