god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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