My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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