He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We are all done wearing pants today
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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