Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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