it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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