ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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