Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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