it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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