If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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