Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
my shit smells like andre
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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