His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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