can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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