My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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