went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Congratulations! We have a period
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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