That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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