How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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