Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i would punch a child for taco bell
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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