i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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