She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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