I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I intend to get homeless drunk
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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