Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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