no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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