New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I licked your asshole in confidence.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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