I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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