So drunk its hurt
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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