so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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