I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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