My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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