talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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