don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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