If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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