Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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