i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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