I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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