am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
this will be a night to untag.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Randomize
