I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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