Already got asked if we're dating
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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