PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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