Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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