i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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