How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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