I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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