The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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