She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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