I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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