Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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