like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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