he shaved USA in his pubs
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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