A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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