Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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