Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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